The Worm Funktastic
The Worm Funktastic is the Twenty-Third Hour of the Fansus, created by Anaconda With Sword. It is a God-From-Nowhere, with aspects of Moth, Winter, and Heart in decreasing order of importance. The Worm Funktastic has never existed. The Worm Funktastic has always existed. It is time to get... funky.
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| Origin | Nowhere |
| Titles | The Worm Funktastic |
| Names | none |
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| Date of arrival | circa 1000 C.E |
| Owner(s) | Anaconda With Sword |
Its tarot card is the Fool Reversed.
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Description
Appearance
The Worm Funktastic appears as a pink and gold velvet worm, wearing a pair of glasses with smokey quartz lenses, and typically playing on a saxophone.
Principles
The Worm Funktastic is the Hour of Tchaikovsky, Van Gogh, and all those who attempt to create but find themselves clawing against the walls of their own shortcomings. It is the Hour of writer's block, and the opium-induced breakthrough. It is the Hour of a thousand musical notes that turn into cacophony when put to paper, and the opera written the day it is performed. It is the Hour of aspiring amateurs who feel spited and ignored by the masters of their arts, and desperate masters who find solace only in dreams. It is the spiteful muse, the unruly plot, and all things that end for their creators as they begin for those experiencing them.
Worship
Cult
The Arlesians, members of whom are called Carriers.
Mark
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Servants
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Locations
The Fansus
The Worm Funktastic lurks within the Foundations, serenading the Unending Worm with its songs. When it desires more of an audience, it ventures into the Wood, where it tangles dreamers within its slime before dragging them back down into the Foundations. Those so entangled never awaken again, but they never have a boring moment. The Worm Funktastic always appreciates a captive audience, such as it were.
The Histories
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Items
Tools
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Ingredients
- Castaway Claws ( 2, 2): Every 49 days, the Worm sheds its skin, and devours all but these hard claws. Some of the funktastic power of the Worm remains within them.
- Stunning Slime ( 2, 2): A shocking pink that ceases, yet does not cease.
- The Beat ( 2, 2): Do not drop it.
Books
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Relationships
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